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Anonymous asked:

I'm totally in support of the writers in theory but I'm trying to understand more of what you're fighting for because I've seen some people on twitter claim writers make more money a week than most of us make in a month so I'm trying to understand what the issue is. Also if that info is accurate. This is a genuine question. Not trying to have a "gotcha moment". I really want to hear from a writer.

fratboykate answered:

people have always had wild misconceptions about how much a writer earns because of their lack of understanding of how the industry actually works. there’s so many posts about how “you guys make 5k a week. what more do you want?!” yeah…let’s do some math on that.

5k a week for 14 weeks (and that’s a long room. a lot of rooms these days are 8-10 weeks. those are the dreaded mini-rooms we’re trying to kill) is $70,000. for roughly three months of work. you’d think we’re cooking with gas…BUT HOLD UP. that’s gross! let’s see everything that has to come out of that check:

  • 10% to our agent
  • 10% to our manager
  • 5% to our entertainment attorney
  • 5% to our business manager (not everyone has one but a lot of us do. i do, so that’s literally 30% immediately off the top of every check)
  • most of these breakdowns ive seen downplay taxes severely. someone made one that says writers pay 5% in taxes and i would like to ask them “in what universe?”. that doesn’t even cover state taxes. the way taxes work in the industry is really complicated, but the short of it is most of us have companies for tax reasons so we aren’t taxed like people on w2s/1099. if we did we’d be even more fucked. basically every production hires a writer’s company instead of the writer as an individual. so they engage our companies for our services and then at the end of the year we (the company) pay taxes as corporations or llcs (depending on what the writer chose to go with). my company is registered as a “corporation” so let’s go with those rates. california’s corporate rate is 9% and the federal corporate tax rate is 21%. there’s other expenses with running a business like fees and other shit so my business managers/accountants/bookkeepers have recommended i save between 35-40% of everything i make for when tax season comes.

you see where the math is at already??? 25-30% in commissions and then 35-40% in taxes. on the lower end you’re at THE VERY LEAST looking at 60% of that check gone. 70% worst case scenario. suddenly those $70,000 people claim we make are actually down to $28,000 as the take home pay. and that’s if you’re only losing 60%. it goes down to $21,000 if it’s 70%.

lets pretend you worked a long 14 week room (that’s the longest room ive ever worked btw) and let’s also be generous and say you only have 60% in expenses so the take home is $28,000. average rent in los angeles is around $2,800-$3,000. if you’re paying $2,800 in rent that means you need AT LEAST $4,000 a month to have a semi decent life since you need to also cover groceries, gas, medical expenses, toiletries, phone, internet, utilities, rental and car insurances, car payments, student loan payments, etc etc etc. and again, this is los angeles. everything is more expensive so you’re living BARE BONES on 4k. and these are numbers as a single person. im not even taking having children into account. so those $28,000 you take home might cover your life for 6-7 months. 3 of which you’re in the room working. the reality is that once that room ends, you might not work in a room again for 6-9-12 months (i have friends whose last jobs were over 18 months ago) and you now only have about 3 months left of savings to hold you over. we have to make that money stretch while we do all the endless free development we do for studios and until we get our next paying job. so…3 months left of enough money to cover your expenses -> possible 9 months of not having a job. this is how writers end up on food stamps or applying to work at target.

this is why we’re fighting for better rates and better residuals. residuals were a thing writers used to rely on to get them through the unemployment periods. residual checks have gone down from 20k to $0.03 cents. im not joking.

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they’ve decimated our regular pay and then destroyed residuals. we have nothing left. so don’t believe it when they tell you writers are being greedy. writers are simply fighting to be able to make a middle class living. we’re not asking them to become poor for our sake. we’re asking for raises that amount to 2% of their profit. TWO PERCENT. this is a fight for writing even being a career in five years instead of something you do on the side while you work retail to pay your bills. if you think shows are bad now imagine when your writer has to do it as a hobby because they need a real job to pay their bills and support a family. (which none of us can currently afford to have btw)

support writers. stop being bootlickers for billion dollar corporations. stop caring about fictional people more than you care about the real people that write them. if we don’t win this fight it truly is game over. the industry as you know it is gone.

also...lol this has been making NUMBERS this week me doing my part to get people fired up about the shit we put up with we're about to hit day 60 of the strike bitches be BROKE AND STRUGGLING and by bitches I mean me lol

Anonymous asked:

don't worry you're not the only one! you know even more than me lol. I know my sign just because and that's it, i don't even know what my 'rising' and 'moon' are and don't even know what the fuck those things mean, and yes i'm 100% gay af.

to be fair, i dont *know* what my rising and moon are. i dont even remember anymore and i posted them not that long ago. i just have them written down on my phone and dig up the note when people inquire lol

we're just an off-brand kind of gay apparently because it sometimes feels like astrology is a prerequisite to getting your gay card rants anonymous answers

Anonymous asked:

i'm an astronomer (the actual science of studying the movements of the heavens) and listen to people talking about astronomy annoys me nearly to death. these bitches know NOTHING about how this shit actually works but talk about it like its fact. no disrespect if people are having fun but can you actually explain to me what it means when a planet is in retrograde? no? then please stop talking to me like you can tell me stuff about myself or my life based on it please and thank you. i imagine for it would be like people on the internet talking about filmaking when they don't know what a cinematographer is.


(just fyi a planet being in retrograde means that its path along the elliptical slows and then starts to move backwards along the elliptical briefly before resuming its journey along the sky. this is due to differences in planetary orbits)

TALK NERDY TO ME ALL DAYYYYYYYYYYY 🥵🥵🥵

but also, i feel this. to me “astrology” is no more accurate and factual than any religion and im a hardcore antitheist so…it’s a bit…idk…it’s just strange to me how much people swear by this thing that objectively has no connection to reality?

i love dating scientists for a reason it's just so damn hot when they open their mouths lol rants anonymous answers

Anonymous asked:

Tall or short gays for you? We know "never seen the sun like an immortal vampire" with dark hair, but long dark hair? Athletic? Curvy? Smart? Dumb?

No matter what, you would get one with a good sleep schedule because you don't sleep at all. That's the law. Right up there with frat boi Kate's weakness for yiddies.

are you asking me for a wishlist? interesting…..well, im…uh…fun sized so ive never dated anyone shorter than me. i like a tall woman as much as the next fella but height isn’t a make or break it thing for me. especially because i look stupid next to anyone over like…5'9. ive dated tall girls who love heels (which hot btw…women in heels? *chef’s kiss*) and ive spent our entire relationship on a completely different zip code lol. if i was crafting the PERFECT partner id prefer a femme with longer hair but ive been attracted to mascs before. mascs can be hot af but ive never dated a masc for some reason. i mean…im masc and what ive observed is that generally mascs tend to not be into each other which tracks in my case i guess. i think brains is one of the sexiest parts of a person. i fall for brains just as much as i fall for looks. if im not the dumbest person in the relationship by a mile then i did something wrong. ive only dated one person who didn’t have at least a masters but i have gone up to PhD and…again…HOT AF. smart people are inherently sexier than the rest im sorry. i like people with drive, ambition, and high intelligence. i get bored easily so i need people who can challenge me. as far as athletic…im not a sports person so i dont particularly care. in an ideal world id prefer to date someone who also wasn’t into sports so i dont have to deal with all that but also not a deal breaker if they are. if it’s more about like “body type” athletic then…idk…ripped is good. ripped can be hot but not a requirement for me. probably most attracted to something that falls closer to “athletic” than not but i dont need someone who like…crossfits five days a week. regular body type is fine. im a “boobs > ass” person so that would be nice but ive dated women with “a” cups. im a flexible gal lol.

as you can tell the real big things ive always been set on are “pale, dark hair, and big ass brains”. im a sucker for green eyes and most of the people ive dated have green eyes because im useless when presented with a pair of those but ive also dated people with blue, brown, and hazel eyes so i guess those are negotiable too 🤷🏽‍♀️ absolutely preferred tho.

if you wanna see me be UTTERLY USELESS put someone like this in front of me:

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Originally posted by sugamichi

my brain breaks down 🫠 game over because im already planning our wedding in my head haha

lol if anyone out there fits the bill will you apply for the wife 2 position? lolol im sorry to be a gay stereotype but femme brunettes are simply Superior katy in the 'teenage dream' music video will forever be the prototype rants anonymous answers